fantastic that you should find yourself here. im here, you're here. please feel free to 'perooze' this here stuff. its full of fantat. check it out. and i hope afterwards, you realize, that, ive touched you deep in your heart. and that ive touched your moms, deep in their pants.


the pages of my life are filled with dirty pictures

fortunate for you. i am here.

alright, so ive plagued your faces with complaints of the people i attend the workplace with. and yet again here is another one. you may find these incidents hilarious, and yes they do provide for more blogs from yours truly....but i have to live these things! its not fun. ever rip a coke can into a halfs and then decide to cut yourself with the sharps corners? yes? then decide you to pour hot water into the cuts? yes? then you have a small ideas of what i go through each day with the constant idiocy of my work group. how can someone who has a job at a certain place, NOT know about the work he has to do? how much can one person NOT stay still for more than thirty seconds? how loud can one person be on the phone? how much can one person show she knows about the work she is doing and look for praise when already she has been working there for 6 minus 1 years? how much can one person use FULL SENTENCE answers when asked simple questions like how said persons night was? its incredible.

yes, these are the likes of which i work with. granted, most of these are crappy complaints. too bad. im with them 8 hours a day 5 days a week.

alrighty. now that thats out. over the last month, i have seen a jumble'een of trainers. people paid to show you how to run certain things, speak to certain people, use certain applications. and so far, they have all been quite of excellent. and now, we have the idiot. i should have expected her.

is it awesome that this mom comes to work with attempts to maintain professionalism, only to throw it out the window as soon as she is greeted by a 'hey, whats up'? no, its not. its also not cool to be educated, for WORK, by someone who has 'cool, hip-hop stylin'. someone who's primary concern in the morning is 'what kind of car we would drive, if we could have any kind, and then decides that, Hey, you watch too much Pimp My Ride' Yes. these people think its a good idea to waste 20 minutes of time that i could be using to sleep, to discuss what car i would like to have, or what person in the world i wish i could be for a day. yes, this is a large company, and no its not a daycare.

maybe we should try to do out job at work, and leave the MC Hammer for the bars and leave the kiddie-talk for your kids.




Anonymous Anonymous said...

but mr. mc hammer is a legend as well as an inspiration for fashion and style. he is my hero. don't you have a hero?! if you did, you would understand where i'm coming from when i say "can't touch 'dis."

i'm a comment whore.
princess booger.

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