fantastic that you should find yourself here. im here, you're here. please feel free to 'perooze' this here stuff. its full of fantat. check it out. and i hope afterwards, you realize, that, ive touched you deep in your heart. and that ive touched your moms, deep in their pants.



you know who must have the best life (lives)?

the price is right models. im pretty sure they live at the show.


im sitting on my cat

i think that in all fairness, and to make the world a more better place certain things need to change. nothing drastic like removing bacon from the food-marts, but something simple that you wouldnt notice outright.

i think really good-looking people should deliver the bad news, and really unattractive people should offer the good news. this way its all balanced out, and no one leaves the party upset.