fantastic that you should find yourself here. im here, you're here. please feel free to 'perooze' this here stuff. its full of fantat. check it out. and i hope afterwards, you realize, that, ive touched you deep in your heart. and that ive touched your moms, deep in their pants.

3.10.2005

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you know who must have the best life (lives)?

the price is right models. im pretty sure they live at the show.

3.06.2005

im sitting on my cat

i think that in all fairness, and to make the world a more better place certain things need to change. nothing drastic like removing bacon from the food-marts, but something simple that you wouldnt notice outright.

i think really good-looking people should deliver the bad news, and really unattractive people should offer the good news. this way its all balanced out, and no one leaves the party upset.